• X-Men: The Last Stand Epilogue: Did you stay past the credits? If not, here’s a grainy video of what you missed. Also: the next one had better rock hard or this franchise is dead.
  » video xmen youtube

• Virginity or Death!: Two seperate pharmcos have HPV vaccines, which could eliminate 7 out of 10 cases of cervical cancer. They are not in widespread use. Care to guess why? “It’s honor killing on the installment plan.”
  » health politics sex

• Akismet: Some Stats: Jesus God.
  » blog spam stats

• macbook man | A Whole Lotta Nothing: can’t… stop… laughing…
  » geek humor mac mathowie

• Gonzales Says Prosecutions of Journalists Are Possible - New York Times: “The government has the legal authority to prosecute journalists for publishing classified information, [Attorney General] Gonzales said yesterday.” Who has the legal authority to remove from office a political appointee who is obviously insane?
  » USDOJ asshats law liberty

• How to Silkscreen Posters and Shirts: Why do these tutorials always make it seem so damn complicated to make a T-Shirt? Because, apparently, it is that damn complicated. Something to consider when plunking down your $15.
  » crafts diy howto

Damn, that’s pretty. Okay then:

• There was an issue with group pools and the Thumbnails enhancer (a <div> became a <p>). I fixed it.
• RIP: Flickr User Icon Enhancer ist kaput, as there is no more need for it. The user icons are perfect now. Completely and totally ideal. Bravo.
• As I always have to have my ‘Last 24 Hours’ fix, here’s a script to add a link to the last 24 hours of Interestingness to the new Explore button.

That’s really all the changes that needed to be made. This is going much more smoothly than I thought it would. And once again: damn, that’s pretty.

I’ve been obsessed lately with ‘Yo Mama’ jokes, at least partly due to the hilarity that ensues when a group of people start trading them while one or more of the participant’s mothers is actually in the room. (Really. Pause and ponder for a second. Okay.) There’s just one problem, though: it seems like nearly every possible yo mama joke has already been told, and everybody’s heard them. So I figured, naturally, that it was time for some post-millennial mama jokes. Here’s what I have so far:

• Yo Mama’s the first result when you google “ugly.”
• Yo Mama’s so dumb, she shorted GOOG at 200. In 2005.
• Yo Mama joined MySpace, and not even Tom wanted to be her friend.
• Yo Mama is the 4,715,558,193 most popular member on Consumating.
• Yo Mama posted a self-portrait to Flickr and got NIPSA’d. In the photo, she was fully clothed. In fact, it was a headshot.

Okay, that’s all I got. Post your own, and happy Mother’s Day!

• Convert M4B, AA, M4P, + M4V to non-DRM versions with Tunebite: Now that there’s a way around the iTunes 6 DRM scheme, I’ll go and see what this whole iTMS thing is about. As I refuse to be told what I can and can’t do with something I paid for, I’ve hadn’t yet sent any money Apple’s way.
  » copyfight drm itunes

• Desktop Earth: Semi real-time images of Earth for your desktop in two flavors: a windows app and a web version. Byootiful.
  » desktop software wallpaper

Daily Links

• FlickrBlog: Changes Afoot: “The pink balloon? Popped! Now you can mouse over buddy icons [to] jump directly to photos, profile, favorites and more.” Yaaay! I think these and the other changes will obviate most of my greasemonkey scripts. Have to look for something else to fix…
  » flickr greasemonkey

Daily Links

• More Spore Porn: Gameplay video from E3 2006. I still want to have this game’s babies. And I will probably have to buy a new computer to do it.
  » games glee video willwright

So I was bored at work tonight, despite my new cellphone and data plan combined with Bloglines mobile, so I decided to create a mobile version of Flickr Interestingness. Total amount of time it took me to write this: 20 minutes. I ♥ the Flickr API.

Daily Links

• Mule Design Feed Store | Colbert Has Stones: “Everyone in the American press is a pussy.”
  » avarice humor news politics

Daily Links

• Yay! EOD is back!: And with the same design. That spatula haunts my dreams.
  » blog gknauss humor

• Seed: Why We Haven’t Met Any Aliens: “They just get addicted to computer games. They forget to send radio signals or colonize space. They become like a self-stimulating rat, pressing a bar to […] release dopamine, which feels… ever so good.”
  » funny games life philosophy