Mark: “You start at 4:00 tomorrow.”
Me: “Como se huh?”
Mark: “You’re my newest associate.”
Me: “Er… okay.”
[iPod Nano commercial plays on TV]
Dan: “So what is an iPod, anyway?”
Me: “This is a setup for a joke, right?”
Dan: “No seriously, is it like an MP3 player or something?”
Me: [stares, agape] “We live in completely different worlds, you know that?”

