A great resource for stylish people with freakishly long torsos and arms: Claiborne by Liz Claiborne. A couple of their products have even been listed on Mightygoods, including this long sleeved polo which has been on my wish list since forever. And no, I have no affiliation whatsoever blah, blah, blah—their stuff is just sooo sexy. Also, Mathowie recommends Bananna Republic for those with ‘ape arms’.

Stomach flu, work related travel, and all of the standard excuses. My apologies to the hypothetical reader. A couple interesting things I did not know about stomach flu: the name applies to a number of bugs with similar symptoms, and all can be contracted only by ingesting the germs. Ew.