Which Buffy Girl Are You? I’m probably the only person who wasn’t trying to get Buffy, so of course…

People Who Sleep Less Live Longer, study finds. If this weren’t just yet another example of complete and utter garbage journalism based upon incidental results of one study, it would put me that much closer to my stated goal of living forever. Which makes it a pity in not just one, but several ways, I suppose. (I’d stop with the “Why do they let these people write about things they so obviously don’t understand” thing, but, well… it irritates me.)

Mostly out of consideration for the other half, who foolishly decided to give up sweet, sweet nicotine, “for Lent,” I resolved to avoid caffeine, dairy, and sugar. Caffeine was the major consideration for me, seeing as giving up dairy and sugar, for me, means no cheese or iced tea. Simple enough, right? Approximate length of my Lenten fast: six hours. I am weak, and I disgust myself, and oh wait I think the coffee’s done…