Hey, you know all those dumb internet personality quizzes whose results are at best mildly amusing but are ultimately completely meaningless? Well, surprisingly, this ain’t one of them: What pre-1985 video game character are you? “I am an Asteroid. I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I’m doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind.”

