Oh, hell no. Comcast wants to buy AT&T’s Broadband unit. Hey, remember when one company had a monopoly on all communications in the US? No? Well, wait.

I should have been prepared to get a search referral for the phrase “monkey fucker.” Alas, I was not.

A survey reveals that 39% of Americans “believed the First Amendment goes too far in guaranteeing rights.” I may not agree with that 39%, and I may give in to the urge to attempt to physically beat the ignorance out of them, but I will defend to the death their right to express their opinion. Even though they are wrong, ignorant, and should be beaten. (via mefi)

The following conversation occurred after I temporarily resorted to a previous hairstyle because my hair was simply not behaving today.Spousal Unit: I like your hair like that. It makes you look young and innocent.
Me: Hey, thanks.
[five minutes pass.]
Me: Whaddaya mean, look?