The results of the nine truths thing will be posted tomorrow, before I leave for the weekend (sun, surf, seafood, scrumptious twinks [married, not dead, yadda yadda]). That is, assuming anyone has actually entered a guess, correct or otherwise. I’m running this in the typical way: whoever wins will receive recognition or praise of some sort, and whoever enters first will get it if no one guesses right. So you’ve nothing to lose, folks. Ahem, cough cough, cough.

The commander of Canada’s entire Pacific naval fleet has been relieved of his post, after admitting to surfing porn in his off hours, rather than sit in judgment over a subordinate charged with the same “offense”. No, it wasn’t not child porn, or even kitty porn, but regular old boring soft porn. Okay, so, cross that one off the list of countries to expatriate to. (via ObscureStore)

Merriam-Webster adds audio pronunciation to its online dictionary. Considering the formidable list of obscenities that they don’t shy away from defining, potential abuses abound. Example:Computer: #$^@$%&*$%#%!
Spousal Unit: What did you say?
Me: I didn’t say a thing. [bats eyelashes]Side note: for some reason, who or whatever pronounced everyone’s favorite m-f word sounds like he/it really meant it, compared to the dryness of other pronunciations. Of course, if it’s software, then it’s all in my head and I look silly.

Side note #2: they apparently weren’t out to tackle this pronunciation.