I almost forgot to wish a happy birthday to my favorite sexy bitch. That just wouldn’t do, now would it?

This is why, when you’ve been offline all day, you always read slashdot first. I have been unfaithful, great Taco. Forgive me.

More on ColdHardTruth: Married Coke-drinking Asian agnostic watch-wearing sci-fi fans with masters degrees find me irresistible. Useful to know. I love this.

ColdHardTruth: you thought AmIHotOrNot was addictive. You were oh so very wrong. Not only can you rate others and be rated, you can input demographic info and see the demographic breakdown of those who rate you. So far all of my reviewers like Coke over Pepsi, and Sagittarians seem to be more liberal with high votes. It’s statistics porn, pure and simple.

Google, remarkably, almost gets it dead-on. Salon and Napster really should be higher on the list, though.

Hark, foe!