This really kind of had to happen, didn’t it? Deep down, didn’t you just know that, somewhere, someone was doing this? (blatantly stolen from Mr. Saturn, who, BTW, is back.)(and I personally vote for all three.)

I heard part of Thriller on the radio today. Vincent Price’s rap, to be specific. Which means there are now (approximately) 0.00125 listens remaining this year before I begin calling for the head of any DJ who dares think of playing it. What’s wrong with some Concrete Blonde, instead of the most overplayed seasonal pop song ever created?