Jason: [in reaction to tonight’s Big Brother] Whiskey tango foxtrot?
Dan: Why can’t you just say “what the fuck” like everybody else?
Jason: [pause] Because I have to be different and unique, like a precious rare flower.
Dan: [rolls eyes] You’re watching Big Brother. How different and unique does that make you?
Update: what I should have said at this point (thought of later, as always) Stuffoo!

coxhill!
(like lol coxhill. Get it? lol. get it? Am I unique? (no, the joke was groc’s or big al davies’))
Oscar Mike Golf.