So I got fired today, and I also can’t figure out regular expressions in PHP. Oddly, right now I’m more pissed off about the latter. I think that’s just a function of me being me, though. And no, I really don’t want to talk about it, because I’m sick of talking about it, but nowhere near as sick as I’ll soon be of trying to find a job in economically-benighted Charleston, South Carolina. Fuck.