I’m tired of speculation about why movie stars keep naming their children crazy sh*t, so here’s the real explaination: an actor does not want to name their child after a character they have played. Really, it’s a simple as that. Can you imagine if Julia Roberts had named her daughter Vivian? That just would not have worked. When you’ve played hundreds of roles, your pool of acceptable baby names just shrinks right down. As for all of the talk of how unfortunate it would be if the children grew up and realized how weird their names are (or even worse, if their merciless little classmates realized it first), honestly, who the hell is going to make fun of Julia Robert’s kid?