I am most assuredly not dead. I am, however, not feeling very interesting right now. I’m sure that I will return to sharing tidbits of my tedious existence in short order. In the meantime, if you wish to share in the joys and miseries of the last month of my life, might I suggest a reasonable facsimile:
- Construct a hamster wheel approximately seven feet in diameter.
- Run until you pass out from exhaustion or are dead.