Regarding Boneheaded Roommates and Soap Opera Villains:…and then he actually went out to lunch with this guy! He’s been told so many times that all this guy wants is to have sex with him, and he still just won’t get it. He just won’t believe it. He’s so, so…The word is obtuse.Exactly. That’s him in a nutshell. What on Earth are we gonna do with this faggot?.Well, you could always implant a common-sense chip in his brain. He wouldn’t exactly be the first recipient, once I invent it, but I’d try to hold one aside for him, considering his desperate need.Who do I look like, Stephano Dimera?Well, if you turn your head and squint…Oh, you are so dead when I get home, you know this, right?.Okay, okay: Lexie.Boy, I’ma… actually, I’ll take that.