According to Which Drink Are You, I am a mojito, which has its origins in Cuba and consists of rum, lemon juice, and mint. Blech. I was hoping for some sort of shot, hopefully involving Goldschlager, but I guess I really haven’t that forceful a personality. I suppose in this case, you aren’t what you drink.

(Not that I ever purchase alcohol, or have others do so on my behalf, as both of those actions are illegal in Ahmurrica and are therefore very, very wrong.)