On the Phone

Me: …you know she and I bond on all the geek things. Hell, I can’t think of anyone I’ve chosen to have in my life who isn’t a geek.

Him: Wait a second, did you just call me a geek?

Me: We’ve talked about this. Of course you have a touch of geekiness. I probably wouldn’t be with you otherwise. Besides, if you weren’t, you wouldn’t even get half of my jokes.

Him: Oh. Well, actually, the thing is I only remember to smile and nod half the time.