The Choose Your Own Adventure features actually work now, thanks to code stolen from Eric “Glish” Costello. He would certainly have a place in the coming Evil Empire, if he so desired. (Don’t feel bad. You probably would too. But when was the last time you wrote clean, easily modified, open as in Free javascript that did something useful and could even be said to be entertaining reading, in a geekish way?)

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