Short, spoiler-free review of Enterprise: Don’t let the truly vile Diane-Warren-penned theme song fool you.* There’s some definite potential here. It could very well not suck in the least.

Addendum: apparently, there are rumors of insinuations of whispers about one of the main characters being gay. Just in case, I would like to officially place my wager on the engineer, ‘Trip’. (I have a history of guessing, correctly, that characters on TV shows will later be revealed to be gay, and certain other people have a history of later denying that I ever made the claim.)

* (opening credits run, our players share a pained look) “Jeez, could you get any more Diane Warren?” (end credits run, our players share a shocked, amazed, betrayed look)