Merriam-Webster adds audio pronunciation to its online dictionary. Considering the formidable list of obscenities that they don’t shy away from defining, potential abuses abound. Example:Computer: #$^@$%&*$%#%!
Spousal Unit: What did you say?
Me: I didn’t say a thing. [bats eyelashes]Side note: for some reason, who or whatever pronounced everyone’s favorite m-f word sounds like he/it really meant it, compared to the dryness of other pronunciations. Of course, if it’s software, then it’s all in my head and I look silly.

Side note #2: they apparently weren’t out to tackle this pronunciation.