I’m waiting for this little offensive by the milk industry to develop into a shooting war. After screaming as loud as they can about soda machines in schools (which I could kind of agree with, though I don’t see milk as the best alternative), they’re now taking to task parents who give their kids too much fruit juice. Fruit juice. Fun activity to share with the kids: read that link closely, and try to figure out which words, exactly, were changed in the transformation from a press release to an article. Ugh.