Brad: So you never liked him?

Jason: No.
Dan: He couldn’t stand him.

Brad: That’s so strange.. you never even gave a hint. And he liked you so much. He went on and on about you, how hot he thought you were…

Jason: Well, first off, ew. Ew, ew, ew. And second, I’m not exactly the type to walk up to a person and go “Hey, that kid you’re fucking? Total asshole.”

Dan: Well, what are friends for then?

Brad: Yeah, and you kinda did just now.

Jason: Yes, but I let you see it for yourself before I swooped in with this huge proclamation.

Brad: Well, not exactly. He came over for the last of his stuff the other day and we kind of…

Jason: Okay, I take it back. I am the kind of person who just walks up to you and tells you some shit like that. And you, you are hopeless.

Brad: No, no, it’s still over. Deader than a doornail. But I still can’t believe… I mean, I never had a clue! And neither did he. Sometimes, I actually thought the only reason we hadn’t broken up yet was because we got along with each other’s frinds so well. He’d just be crushed to find out you felt that way.

Jason: Aww. Tell him.