Well, it’s the return of Must-See Thursday. This week they aired two new episodes of Friends. Next week it’s two new of Will & Grace. Then, and only then, will they inflict “Cursed” upon the world. If you haven’t seen the promos, it’s that guy from Wings going on a bad blind date and ending up with a curse on his head. Yes, that is actually a premise for a show. Yes, that’s the whole premise. Nothing omitted, nothing added.

Okay, Garth. I’m only going to say this once. You fucked up. Admit it. Put Frasier back on Thursday. Do it, and no one gets hurt. Okay?