I’ve been obsessed lately with ‘Yo Mama’ jokes, at least partly due to the hilarity that ensues when a group of people start trading them while one or more of the participant’s mothers is actually in the room. (Really. Pause and ponder for a second. Okay.) There’s just one problem, though: it seems like nearly every possible yo mama joke has already been told, and everybody’s heard them. So I figured, naturally, that it was time for some post-millennial mama jokes. Here’s what I have so far:

• Yo Mama’s the first result when you google “ugly.”
• Yo Mama’s so dumb, she shorted GOOG at 200. In 2005.
• Yo Mama joined MySpace, and not even Tom wanted to be her friend.
• Yo Mama is the 4,715,558,193 most popular member on Consumating.
• Yo Mama posted a self-portrait to Flickr and got NIPSA’d. In the photo, she was fully clothed. In fact, it was a headshot.

Okay, that’s all I got. Post your own, and happy Mother’s Day!