Once More... a farce in many parts. A comedy in others.

Dinner last night. Added half a can of black olives because over the holidays my sister gifted me ¾ths of a costco-sized pack she was sick of seeing in her pantry. Pulsed those with canned tomatoes and cooked it low for 20 minutes after browning the ham—yes, straight up ham, not some artisanal cured pork product—and tossed some Farfalle in there after it was done. Also, this particular recipe calls for onions, and I say you should punch anyone who suggest that all’Amatriciana includes onions in the face as hard as you can. Pork, garlic, tomatoes, parmesan and olive oil are the only necessary ingredients here. ANYWAY. Toss in the cooked pasta, stir it up and let it sit with the sauce for 5 minutes. 25 minutes start to finish, made entirely with shit from your pantry, holy shit delicious. Also, if you don’t have a can of tomatoes in your pantry, why the fuck are you talking to me? Go to McDonald’s, philistine.

Avery is my god. Ess. Whatever.

Posted on July 24th, 2009

aedison: This tweet shall stand as evidence that I was the first to refer to Sarah Palin’s 2012 bid as “C-word’s Folly”.

god_vs_global_warming.gif

Posted on July 21st, 2009


Based upon the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, in some alternate world I’m having a hot 4-way with Dante Shephard, Randall Munroe, and Joey Comeau.

This still makes me laugh:

roughdiction: If I wanted to follow someone with zero social and personal value, I would just go to church.

Love it. Love it. Want to fuck it. UNF.

If you want to be a retailer, as in a business that sells goods and/or services, then stop doing stupid shit like this immediately.

The Runaway Governor

Posted on June 22nd, 2009

“South Carolina governor Mark Sanford has been missing since Thursday, and not even his wife knows where he is. His staff continues to insist that nothing is wrong and that Sanford is just ‘hiking the Appalachian Trail.’ My money is on a second family in Kentucky, which I will feel pretty bad about if he turns out to be in trouble.”

Local media fail. I had no idea this was going on until I saw it on the internet.

And Ryan Kwanten’s Ass.

Posted on June 22nd, 2009

seldo: The most obviously supernatural element of True Blood is the male cast’s abdominal muscles.

Avery Again. What? She’s Funny.

Posted on June 16th, 2009

aedison: I believe the children are our future. That’s why I’m crying.

science fiction

Posted on June 15th, 2009

Prejudiced.

Posted on June 13th, 2009

cleversimon: Call me prejudiced, but the gay pride parade is the last place I would expect to be lectured on the superiority of Linux.

Gods, I love it when Anil gets bitchy.

To The Rescue

Posted on June 3rd, 2009

Hee.

Posted on May 29th, 2009

http://www.loiterink.com/photos/products/362_6399_500x500.jpg

This is one of those things that will show up everywhere on the internet within about 2 hours. I still have to link to it, though.